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Alas! Sir Andrew of the Bay! To rescue us!
Created on 2004-09-30 04:04:56 (#4692505), last updated 2008-04-10
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Basic Info| Name: | Andrew |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-31 |
| Location: | Columbus, IN |
BioChill, Shake Well, Serve (repeat if necessary)
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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